Note the double entendre of my title... I am in VIRGINIA (the state) with Santa Claus. I'm actually at Jabberwocky, in Fredericksburg, VA, which is apparently the reading-est little town in the entire country. I have never seen so many people buying books (particularly MY books, which is always a thrill). Must be the amazing proprietresses of Jabberwocky, Mona and Linda. Or else there's just something in the water there.